tweets.php

<?php

return [
    [
        'text' => 'Yes',
        'probability' => 0,
        'type' => 'yes',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'No',
        'probability' => 50,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'I don’t know! I’m just a bot! What do you want from me? ',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Who cares',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Oh come on',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'If you think about it: we’re all dying.',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'You wish!',
        'probability' => 10,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Dunno',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Try again later.',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'rand(0, 1) ? \'Yes\' : \'No\'',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Don’t count on it.',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Whatever',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'You can’t be dying if you’re already dead. I’m talking to you Ruby.',
        'probability' => 1,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Better not tell you now.',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Very doubtful.',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'My reply is no.',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'My sources say no.',
        'probability' => 2,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Without a doubt.',
        'probability' => 0,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'It is certain.',
        'probability' => 0,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'As I see it, yes.',
        'probability' => 0,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Reply hazy, try again.',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],
    [
        'text' => 'Cannot predict now.',
        'probability' => 5,
        'type' => 'no',
    ],

];